Just Desserts

Says Tart to Muffin:

If we two fight
who will win?

I with my cherry and lashings
of whipped cream,
or you with your fruit-and-nut
stuffing?

Replies the Muffin, full of fight:

Putz!

You crumble at a single bite;
you've no guts -
and d'ya know why?

You've got no nuts!